Nice day out so we decide to have a couple pops out on the restaurants deck Sea side. My buddy was going to take a run to open up his boat engines to see how his tune up went and would have to come right by this dock to get out. Order a couple Heine’s, strolled out to the deck and pull out my Sancho Panza Db Mad.

Removed the ugly yellow stained wrapper it’s been hiding in for the last few yrs and give it some air. MMMMM Smells sweet like dark Chocolate. Nice looking pressed stick that rounded off some from its original box press after a few yrs of resting in a singles box. Nice dark shine on the CT Mad wrapper with what looked like some small crystals that had formed.

Okay Oaky I’ll have a chilled Patron and another Heine. What am I fucking (im a loser)? Yes I see her and her ass thanks. My (im a loser) ass married buddy needs to power drink since he doesn’t get to leave the house much with his balls intact.

Anyways I fire up and with the first clouds of creamy choco tasting smoke I send this older couple running back into the restaurant area. Screw um if they can’t take a joke.

MMMMMMm Chocolaty goodness. Not sure if this stick is a little dry because it’s burning like crazy. With the sea breezing blowing I had to correct it a few times on the way down but well worth the time. Half way into this cigar and it’s building a little. Earthy spice started to pop up. I cleared my pallet with another chilled shot and had to switch to Smithwick’s on tap since my now sloppy buddy “wants me to try this beer he just discovered” Smuck. Told you he didn’t get out much.

Boat pulls up and I go down the dock to grab the rope since the Capt can’t hang in a little current. I grab the rope on his third attempt at the dock. I can’t help but laugh at my land lover buddy that has more cash than brains or boating knowledge.  

Figures, No beer on board so I go up to slip the girl a few bucks to give us a care package to go and we are on our way. 3 of us now all puffing away while chugging threw the No Wake zones waiting to see what she can do. Compared to the Ashton and a dog rocket my buddies were smoking my SPDM was sending signals to the tribe on shore. Great draw. Nice burn. Crazy looking exploding like a blooming bud ash. The ash was looking very funky but held together until I flicked it overboard. Very nice Chocolaty but not sweet tasting. I’m all over this thing.

Another beer and the end of my smoke and were off. Calm seas 1.5 foot with a little breeze and he gets it up to 32mph. Not bad for a big heavy boat. I push him out of the way and correct the trim. It topped out at 37mph. Little more respectable while we’re racing a bunch of clowns 12miles out to Middle Grounds for Stripers.

So in conclusion. We ended up getting my pussy whipped friend hammered on purpose to piss off his wife and it worked like a charm. Took his keys and made his wife pick him up at the bar he wasn’t supposed to be at. Won’t see him for a year.

I got to smoke a couple nice sticks (other was an Ashton something or other) and the Sancho Panza by far was the most memorable of the day/evening.

All around good smoke in my book.

Jay

Sorry. Didn’t realize you got politically correct on here.

Should I use Fag, Homo, or tuckus humpen rump wrangler instead of Ga y?

..the SP's are good value for the $. Yup PC on the g@y word HR, so sh@pe up!!

So who did I offend then? Is it a pitcher or a catcher Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Didn’t have any poles to fish with. If I kill a deer Sat morn I’ll go black fishing in the afternoon. Lots of good size Blacks around. Great eating white flakey meat fish.

I smoked one of these earlier this week.  Good smokes. 

Be careful out there bro, I've read that there are a lot of butt pirates on the high seas!

Only fishes to witness anything on the Sea.

And I don’t kiss and tell.